Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Baby...Come Out!!!

Dear Tenant,
This is a formal notice of uterine eviction. You have two (2) days in which to either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises. After which, you will be physically removed from the property. You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal.

Your Landlord (aka Mom)


Leah said...

Oh My that is just too darn funny!
I hope the baby gets the hint and vacates the premises soon. I also hope you are able to restore the property to its original condition.

Kristin said...

Where did you find that? LOL! Any signs at all yet?