Conversations with Kaitlyn

Uncle Dan: Kaitlyn, if someone told me I could have kids as cute as you maybe I would have a baby someday

Kaitlyn: WHAT? You can't have a baby Uncle Danny. You're just so confusing!


Continued...

Kaitlyn: Mom, am I big YET?!?

Wordful Wednesday

This week has been trying. While I love my daughter, I don't love the sass, whining, tattling and back talking, no, not so much. So a few minutes ago I asked Kaitlyn to start cleaning her room and getting ready for bed. Let's just say it did not go as I was hoping it would and very exasperated I said to her "Kaitlyn, I am SO tired of you not listening to me." Her response you ask???

"I'm tired TOO... Of you being so CRABBY!"

*Sigh*

Conversations with Kaitlyn

Having a preschooler is so much fun. Really. But sometimes I wonder where she gets the things she says. She surprises me most everyday with some witty retort or dramatic exclamation of some sort. Here are some of my favorite conversations with Kaitlyn. :)

Kaitlyn was crying in her bed one night and when asked what happened this is how the conversation went...

Kaitlyn: I just hurt my face (sobbing)
Daddy: Well what happened?
Kaitlyn: My face was hurting!
Daddy: Well what were you doing when your face got hurt?
Kaitlyn: Saying OWW!

And yet another on our way to church...

Kaitlyn: You hurt my feelings Mama
Mom: When?
Kaitlyn: At the house when you yelled at me about my shoes
Mom: I didn't yell, and you need to obey me when I ask you to do something
Kaitlyn: YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE! (Picture her head in her hands, seriously)

And the other day while I was putting on deoderant...

Kaitlyn: Can I put some on?
Mom: Sure
Kaitlyn: (Puts some on and looks satisfied) There, my stinky pits are all beautiful now!

For her birthday we gave her a Tinkerbelle nightgown and when she saw it she hugged it and said "I love it! this is the best night gown you ever gave me!"

Kid Bits

I am always telling myself I need to write down the amusing things Kaitlyn says before I forget them and then inevitably the day goes on and the thought is gone. So I just logged on to put down a conversation we had just now...

Kaitlyn: "Look a polka dot." (Pointing at a freckle on my hand)
Me: "That's called a freckle."
Kaitlyn: "A freckle?"
Me: "Yes, a freckle. I don't think you have any freckles."
Kaitlyn: "I have a freckle right there!" Pointing to her thumb
Me: "Oh, you do have a freckle"
Kaitlyn: "That's a good point." (In a congratulatory tone to herself)